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Last Updated: 17.06.2025 19:35
No, not a chance
Catatonics & High Colonics
Minds and Behinds
What should I do if I love a girl and she apparently doesn't love me?
Just Forget it!
Loons and Moons
Next, they tried...
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Another attempt resulted in ...
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Thumbs down again.
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Why do I (45, male) feel like I'm crushing on a girl (19, female)?
So they tried
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Why are leftist movements so popular among young people?
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
What is so great about Jiraiya?
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Unacceptable again!
Freaks and Cheeks
No way
They put up a sign reading
Hysterias & Posteriors
How do you view men and women who cheat?
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Still no good
Then came..
No go.
So, the docs changed it to read
Nuts and Butts
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
share office space ...
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Is it sinful for Christians to look at beautiful women?
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Everyone loved it.
Still no good.